Kev Quirk

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I just text my mum asking her what she and my step dad want for Christmas. Here's her reply. 😂

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[Picking kids up from school...]

Me: So what did you do today boys?

Youngest: I wrote about black heroes.

Me: Oh, that's cool. Who did you write about?

Oldest: Was it Batman?

🤦‍♂️🤣

He wrote about Nelson Mandela, for those who are interested.

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My wife is now searching "can chickens go out in deep snow". I assume she fears they're going to spontaneously freeze as soon as they step outside of their coop.

... they're little dinosaurs, I think they'll be fine!

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Certain parts of the UK have had some snow. We've had about 4", apparently up by the kids school has had a foot.

This obviously means that the UK has gone full Mad Max and everything is closed.

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I've been playing with #Vivaldi the last few days - now I'm getting to grips with it, I'm pretty impressed. I think this might stick for me and replace #Firefox.

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I'm getting sick of hearing everyone's hot take on Bluesky, just like I got sick of hearing everyone's hot take on Mastodon a couple years ago.

😴

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Watched the Tyson vs Paul fight this morning. Utter shite. Tyson shouldn't be fighting at his age, and it showed.

I suppose he was a paid a shit tonne of money though, so that's something. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Last day in Florida today. It's been a long week and I'm looking forward to getting home.

But don't worry, America, I'll be in New York in January. 😏

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I upgraded to MacOS Sequoia last night. This morning I had a popup explaining some of the new feature.

STOP THE PRESS! MacOS finally has window snapping...it's finally caught up to Windows 7. 🤦‍♂️

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Was searching for something and I clicked on a Sun link (🤢). Anyway, I got this popup. What the actual fuck, we now have to pay to be able to reject cookies??

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Beautiful sky when I came home this evening.

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I just realised that today is the 2 year anniversary of our move to our little Welsh smallholding. How time flies...

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Our chickens have half a stable that I partitioned for them. I even insulated it!

Chickens come in at night and are like “nah, we’re good on this tiny ledge right by the open door. Cheers though. 👍”

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FFS #Mozilla, what are you doing?

Say it with me folks…

WE 👏 DON’T 👏 WANT 👏 ANY 👏 ADS

To “fix the internet” we don’t need more ads, we need you guys to come up with more diverse revenue streams. Like, I dunno, making great products and charging for them? 🤯

https://blog.mozilla.org/en/mozilla/improving-online-advertising/

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I've just discovered baby hippos and they're my new favourite thing.

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How to make yourself sound like an absolute wanker in a single sentence:

Lee is a managing director of a $102B private equity firm, he is probably richer than me. (Though I doubt he gives back as much.)

Well done, Matt. You continue to make yourself look like an utter tosser.

Source - https://ma.tt/2024/09/missing-spokespeople/

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First fire of the year. 🥶🔥🔥

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When I was in the USA recently, I’d get laughs every time I pulled my phone out (not very often as I hardly use it). It’s an #iPhone 13 Mini and everyone commented on how they’ve never seen one, how cute it is, and would ask how I use something so small.

Are smaller phones really that rare in the States? 🤷‍♂️

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Ahhhhh shit, he found us. 😂😂

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Tia and I are sharing peanut butter pretzels.

Shhhhh Sid hasn’t noticed yet. 🤫